FW: DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS

    **DON'T MESS WITH  FARM KIDS ***

    **A young boy comes down for breakfast. **
    **Since they live on a farm, his Mother asks if he has done his
    chores. ***

    **"Not yet," said the little boy. ***

    **His mother tells him no breakfas! t until he does his chores. **

    **Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he
    kicks a chicken. **

    **When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow. **

    **When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig. **

    **He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of
    dry cereal. ****

    **How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any
    milk in my cereal?" he asks. **

    **Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, So you don't
    get any eggs for a week. ***

    **I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week
    either.***

    **I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk." ***

    **Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
    halfway across the kitchen. **

    **The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says,**



    **"You gonna tell him or should I?" **