FW: DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS

    **DON'T MESS WITH  FARM KIDS ***

    **A young boy comes down for breakfast. **
    **Since they live on a farm, his Mother asks if he has done his
    chores. ***

    **"Not yet," said the little boy. ***

    **His mother tells him no breakfas! t until he does his chores. **

    **Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he
    kicks a chicken. **

    **When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow. **

    **When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig. **

    **He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of
    dry cereal. ****

    **How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any
    milk in my cereal?" he asks. **

    **Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, So you don't
    get any eggs for a week. ***

    **I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week
    either.***

    **I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk." ***

    **Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
    halfway across the kitchen. **

    **The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says,**



    **"You gonna tell him or should I?" **

FW: New Panties

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch less panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat."


He never heard the gunshot