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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Coonass Survivor Series

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor " shows, Louisiana is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Louisiana-Style!"

The 8 contestants will all start in Lake Charles, then drive south to Cameron, east to Grand Chenier, north east to Lake Arthur, thru Gueydan, Kaplan, Abbeville, then they will proceed down Southeast to New Iberia, Franklin, Morgan City then really down south to Cocodrie, from there they will go north to Chauvin, Houma, Thibodaux, Plaquemine, Port Allen, then west on IH-10  through Breaux Bridge, Lafayette then finally back to Lake Charles.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo covered with bumper stickers that read: "I'm a Democrat", "Amnesty for Illegals", "I love Alec Baldwin, Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda and the Dixie Chicks", "Boycott All Seafood", "coonasses talk funny", "stop drilling for oil", "rice is fattening", "chanky chank music sucks", "I voted for Obama", "Hillary in 2012" and..... "I'm here to confiscate all your guns"
The first one to make it back to Lake Charles alive wins !!!

God Bless Louisiana
Laissez les bon temps rouler

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