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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Elk Sex

Two rednecks are sitting on a porch.  One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?" 
"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the VFW!" 

Friday, August 26, 2011

Polictically Incorrect

Thursday, August 25, 2011

THIS SENIOR CITIZEN FROM MONTANA NAILED IT...Beware the language is from a Mad Legal Citizen



Alan Simpson, Senator from Wyoming , Co-Chair of Obama's deficit
commission, calls senior citizens the Greediest Generation as he
compared "Social Security" to a Milk Cow with 310 million teats.
August, 2010.

Here's a response in a letter from a unknown fellow in Montana ...
I think he is a little ticked off!   He also tells it like it is !
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"Hey Alan, let's get a few things straight..

1. As a career politician, you have been on the public dole for FIFTY
YEARS.

2. I have been paying Social Security taxes for 48 YEARS (since I was 15
years old. I am now 63).

3 My Social Security payments, and those of millions of other
Americans, were safely tucked away in an interest bearing account for
decades until you political pukes decided to raid the account and give
OUR money to a bunch of zero ambition losers in return for votes, thus
bankrupting the system and turning Social Security into a Ponzi scheme
that would have made Bernie Madoff proud.

4. Recently, just like Lucy & Charlie Brown, you and your ilk pulled the
proverbial football away from millions of American seniors nearing
retirement and moved the goalposts for full retirement from age 65 to
age 67.  NOW, you and your shill commission is proposing to move the
goalposts YET AGAIN.

5  I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying into Medicare
from Day One, and now you morons propose to change the rules of the
game. Why? Because you idiots mismanaged other parts of the economy
to such an extent that you need to steal money from Medicare to pay
the bills.

6.  I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying income taxes
our entire lives, and now you propose to increase our taxes yet again. Why?
Because you incompetent bastards spent our money so profligately that
you just kept on spending even after you ran out of money. Now, you come
to the American taxpayers and say you need more to pay off YOUR debt.

To add insult to injury, you label us "greedy" for calling "bullshit" on
your incompetence. Well, Captain Bullshit, I have a few questions for
YOU.

1. How much money have you earned from the American taxpayers during
your pathetic 50-year political career?

2. At what age did you retire from your pathetic political career, and
how much are you receiving in annual retirement benefits from the
American taxpayers?

3. How much do you pay for YOUR government provided health insurance?

4.  What cuts in YOUR retirement and healthcare benefits are you
proposing in your disgusting deficit reduction proposal, or, as usual,
have  you exempted yourself and your political cronies?

It is you, Captain Bullshit, and your political co-conspirators called
Congress who are the "greedy" ones.  It is you and your fellow
nutcases who have bankrupted America and stolen the American dream
from millions of loyal, patriotic taxpayers.  And for what?  Votes.
That's right, sir.  You and yours have bankrupted America for the sole
purpose of advancing your pathetic political careers.  You know it, we
know it, and you know that we know it.

And you can take that to the bank, you miserable son of a bitch.

If you like the way things are in America , delete this.  If you agree
with what a fellow Montana citizen says,  PASS IT ON!!!!
 
This would change everything and should be retroactive!

No one has been able to explain why young men and women serve in the U.S. Military for 20 years, risking their lives protecting freedom, and only get 50% of their pay. While politicians hold their political positions in the safe confines of the capital, protected by these same men and women, and receive full pay retirement after serving one term. It just does not make any sense.

On Fox news they learned that the staffers of Congress family members are exempt from having to pay back student loans. This will get national attention if other news networks will broadcast i t. When you add this to the below, just where will all of it stop?

35 States filed lawsuits against the Federal Government

Governors of 35 states have filed suit against the Federal Government for imposing unlawful burdens upon them. It only takes 38 (of the 50) States to convene a Constitutional Convention.

This will take less than thirty seconds to read. If you agree, please pass it on.

This is an idea that we should address.

For too long we have been too complacent about the workings of Congress. Many citizens had no idea that members of Congress could retire with the same pay after only one term, that they specifically exempted themselves from many of the laws they have passed (such as being exempt from any fear of prosecution for sexual harassment) while ordinary citizens must live under those laws. The latest is to exempt themselves from the Health care Reform... in all of its forms. Somehow, that doesn't seem logical. We do not have an elite that is above the law. I truly don't care if they are Democrat, Republican, Independent or whatever. The self-serving must stop.

If each person that receives this will forward it on to 20 people, in three days, most people in The United States of America will have the message. This is one proposal that really should be passed around.

Proposed 28th Amendment to the United States Constitution: "Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators and/or Representatives in Congress."
You are one of my 20.

A Coil of Rage-Obama's Writings

When you've  read to the end, come back and read this first paragraph  again.

A Coil of Rage

The character of any man is defined by how he treats his mother as the years pass .... need I say more about this person below  other than there is no character, no integrity but there is a ton of  attitude and arrogance that defines his shallow past and hollow future...
I rest my case..

I bought and read Obama's  book, Audacity of Hope. It was difficult to read considering his attitude toward us and everything American. Let me add a phrase he used to describe his attitude toward whites.  He harbors a "COIL OF RAGE". His words not mine.

THIS IS OUR PRESIDENT--
HE'S RUNNING  AGAIN, YOU KNOW!

Is anyone out there awake?
Everyone of  voting age should read these two books by him: Don't buy them, just get them from the library.

From Dreams From My Father:

"I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the  age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites."

From Dreams From My  Father :

"I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my Mother's race."

From Dreams From My Father:

"There was something about her that made me  wary, a little too sure of herself, maybe and  white."

From Dreams From My Father:

"It remained necessary to prove which side you  were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name  names."

From Dreams From My  Father:

"I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, son of Africa, that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in  myself:  the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and  Mandela."

And FINALLY ........... and most scary:

From Audacity of Hope:

"I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction."
If you have never  forwarded an e-mail, now is the time to do so!!! We have someone with this  mentality running our GREAT nation! Keep your eye on him and don't  blink.
I don't care whether you are a Democrat, a  Republican, a Conservative or a liberal, be aware of the attitude and character of this sittingPresident.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

THE FINAL INSPECTION

The Soldier stood and faced God,
Which must always come to pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining,
Just as brightly as his brass..
'Step forward now, Soldier ,
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek?
To My Church have you been true?'
The soldier squared his shoulders and said,
'No, Lord, I guess I ain't.
Because those of us who carry guns,
Can't always be a saint.
I've had to work most Sundays,
And at times my talk was tough.
And sometimes I've been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.
But, I never took a penny,
That wasn't mine to keep...
Though I worked a lot of overtime,
When the bills got just too steep.
And I never passed a cry for help,
Though at times I shook with fear..
And sometimes, God, forgive me,
I've wept unmanly tears.
I know I don't deserve a place,
Among the people here.
They never wanted me around,
Except to calm their fears
If you've a place for me here, Lord,
It needn't be so grand.
I never expected or had too much,
But if you don't, I'll understand.
There was a silence all around the throne,
Where the saints had often trod.
As the Soldier waited quietly,
For the judgment of his God.
'Step forward now, you Soldier,
You've borne your burdens well.
Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,
You've done your time in Hell.'
Author Unknown~


It's the Soldier, not the reporter
Who has given us the freedom of the press.
It's the Soldier, not the poet,
Who has given us the freedom of speech.
It's the Soldier, not the politicians
That ensures our right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness..
It's the Soldier who salutes the flag,
Who serves beneath the flag,
And whose coffin is draped by the flag.

Foreign Cartoons


It's funny how those overseas can see things Americans can't see with it right in front of them.... These Foreign Cartoons Say A Lot .... As published in foreign newspapers.
When you recognize that these cartoons are being published around the world, is it any wonder America is considered to be a JOKE.




















My Guard Dog



 I got my dog to guard our house. It took a little more than I thought to get him trained but I think when word gets out we'll be a relatively crime free neighborhood.     

 
             

Tolerance

Tolerance

I am truly perplexed that so many people are against a mosque being built at Ground Zero.
I think it should be the goal of everyone to be tolerant.
Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why two nightclubs should be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.
One of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot .."
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs".
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of everyone else, so the mosque problem would be solved.
If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a good plan, please pass it on.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

The Eagle Is Gone!

The Girl With the Apple

August 1942. Piotrkow, Poland
The sky was gloomy that morning as we waited anxiously.
All the men, women and children of Piotrkow's Jewish ghetto
had been herded into a square.


Word had gotten around that we were being moved. My father had only recently died from typhus, which had run rampant through the crowded ghetto. My greatest fear was that our family would be separated.


'Whatever you do,' Isidore, my eldest brother, whispered to me, 'don't tell them your age. Say you're sixteen.


'I was tall for a boy of 11, so I could pull it off. That way I might be deemed valuable as a worker.


An SS man approached me, boots clicking against the cobblestones. He looked me up and down, and then asked my age.


'Sixteen,' I said. He directed me to the left, where my three brothers and other healthy young men already stood.


My mother was motioned to the right with the other women, children, sick and elderly people.


I whispered to Isidore, 'Why?'


He didn't answer.


I ran to Mama's side and said I wanted to stay with her.


'No, 'she said sternly.


'Get away. Don't be a nuisance. Go with your brothers.'


She had never spoken so harshly before. But I understood: She was protecting me. She loved me so much that, just this once,
she pretended not to. It was the last I ever saw of her.


My brothers and I were transported in a cattle car to Germany.


We arrived at the Buchenwald concentration camp one night later and were led into a crowded barrack. The next day, we were issued uniforms and identification numbers.


'Don't call me Herman anymore.' I said to my brothers. 'Call me 94983.'


I was put to work in the camp's crematorium, loading the dead into a hand-cranked elevator.


I, too, felt dead. Hardened, I had become a number.


Soon, my brothers and I were sent to Schlieben, one of Buchenwald 's sub-camps near Berlin ...


One morning I thought I heard my mother's voice.


'Son,' she said softly but clearly, I am going to send you an angel.'


Then I woke up. Just a dream. A beautiful dream.


But in this place there could be no angels. There was only work. And hunger. And fear.


A couple of days later, I was walking around the camp, around the barracks, near the barbed-wire fence where the guards could not easily see. I was alone.


On the other side of the fence, I spotted someone: a little girl with light, almost luminous curls. She was half-hidden behind a birch tree.


I glanced around to make sure no one saw me. I called to her softly in German. 'Do you have something to eat?'


She didn't understand.


I inched closer to the fence and repeated the question in Polish. She stepped forward. I was thin and gaunt, with rags wrapped around my feet, but the girl looked unafraid. In her eyes, I saw life.


She pulled an apple from her woolen jacket and threw it over the fence.


I grabbed the fruit and, as I started to run away, I heard her say faintly, 'I'll see you tomorrow.'


I returned to the same spot by the fence at the same time every day. She was always there with something for me to eat - a hunk of bread or, better yet, an apple.


We didn't dare speak or linger. To be caught would mean death for us both.


I didn't know anything about her, just a kind farm girl, except that she understood Polish. What was her name? Why was she risking her life for me?


Hope was in such short supply, and this girl on the other side of the fence gave me some, as nourishing in its way as the bread and apples.


Nearly seven months later, my brothers and I were crammed into a coal car and shipped to Theresienstadt camp in Czechoslovakia .


'Don't return,' I told the girl that day. 'We're leaving.'


I turned toward the barracks and didn't look back, didn't even say good-bye to the little girl whose name I'd ever learned, the girl with the apples.


We were in Theresienstadt for three months. The war was winding down and Allied forces were closing in, yet my fate seemed sealed.


On May 10, 1945, I was scheduled to die in the gas chamber at 10:00 AM.


In the quiet of dawn, I tried to prepare myself. So many times death seemed ready to claim me, but somehow I'd survived. Now, it was over.


I thought of my parents. At least, I thought, we will be reunited.


But at 8 a.m. there was a commotion. I heard shouts, and saw people running every which way through camp. I caught up with my brothers.


Russian troops had liberated the camp! The gates swung open. Everyone was running, so I did too. Amazingly, all of my brothers had survived;


I'm not sure how. But I knew that the girl with the apples had been the key to my survival.


In a place where evil seemed triumphant, one person's goodness had saved my life, had given me hope in a place where there was none.


My mother had promised to send me an angel, and the angel had come.


Eventually I made my way to England where I was sponsored by a Jewish charity, put up in a hostel with other boys who had survived the Holocaust and trained in electronics. Then I came to America, where my brother Sam had already moved. I served in the U. S.. Army during the Korean War, and returned to New York City after two years..


By August 1957 I'd opened my own electronics repair shop. I was starting to settle in.


One day, my friend Sid who I knew from England called me.


'I've got a date. She's got a Polish friend. Let's double date.'


A blind date? Nah, that wasn't for me.


But Sid kept pestering me, and a few days later we headed up to the Bronx to pick up his date and her friend Roma.


I had to admit, for a blind date this wasn't so bad. Roma was a nurse at a Bronx hospital. She was kind and smart. Beautiful, too, with swirling brown curls and green, almond-shaped eyes that sparkled with life.


The four of us drove out to Coney Island . Roma was easy to talk to, easy to be with.


Turned out she was wary of blind dates too!


We were both just doing our friends a favor. We took a stroll on the boardwalk, enjoying the salty Atlantic breeze, and then had dinner by the shore. I couldn't remember having a better time.


We piled back into Sid's car, Roma and I sharing the backseat.


As European Jews who had survived the war, we were aware that much had been left unsaid between us. She broached the subject, 'Where were you,' she asked softly, 'during the war?'


'The camps,' I said. The terrible memories still vivid, the irreparable loss..I had tried to forget. But you can never forget.


She nodded. 'My family was hiding on a farm in Germany, not far from Berlin ,' she told me. 'My father knew a priest, and he got us Aryan papers.'


I imagined how she must have suffered too, fear, a constant companion. And yet here we were both survivors, in a new world.


'There was a camp next to the farm.' Roma continued. 'I saw a boy there and I would throw him apples every day.'


What an amazing coincidence that she had helped some other boy. 'What did he look like? I asked.


'He was tall, skinny, and hungry. I must have seen him every day for six months.'


My heart was racing. I couldn't believe it.


This couldn't be.


'Did he tell you one day not to come back because he was leaving Schlieben?'


Roma looked at me in amazement. 'Yes!'


'That was me!'


I was ready to burst with joy and awe, flooded with emotions. I couldn't believe it! My angel.


'I'm not letting you go.' I said to Roma. And in the back of the car on that blind date, I proposed to her. I didn't want to wait.


'You're crazy!' she said. But she invited me to meet her parents for Shabbat dinner the following week.


There was so much I looked forward to learning about Roma, but the most important things I always knew: her steadfastness, her goodness. For many months, in the worst of circumstances, she had come to the fence and given me hope. Now that I'd found her again, I could never let her go.


That day, she said yes. And I kept my word. After nearly 50 years of marriage, two children and three grandchildren, I have never let her go.


Herman Rosenblat of Miami Beach , Florida


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Monday, August 22, 2011

Sometimes even they get it right!

BHO - Debt Ceiling Threats - he did not make!!!

BHO - Debt Ceiling Threat - he did not make!!!

I urge you to read this and to pass on...



From now thru November, 2012 this should be required weekly, or at least monthly, reading – BY ALL WHO VOTE!!!


Did you notice WHO Obama threatened when he wasn't getting his way on raising the debt ceiling?

He threatened NOT to pay: Social Security Retirees, Military Retirees, Social Security disability and Federal Retirees.

He did not threaten to stop payments to illegal aliens

He did not threaten to take frivolous benefits such as Internet access away from violent inmates

He did not offer to fire some of the thousands of unnecessary federal employees that he hired

He did not offer to cut down on his or his wife's frivolous gallivanting around

He did not threaten to not pay the senators and representatives or any of their staff

He did not threaten to take benefits away from welfare recipients

He did not threaten the food stamp programs

He did not threaten to not pay foreign aid

He did not threaten to cut back on anything that involves his base voters

The list could go on and on.


He is in full political re-election mode!

Why are we allowing this person to destroy this wonderful country with his selfishness and his lies?

His type of change is killing our country.

He needs to be stopped and only our votes can stop him.

Do not forget about his tactics when it's election time.


Vote Obama out of the Presidency in 2012.

2012 - THE END OF AN ERROR

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

I WANT TO GET RE-ELECTED


An old West Virginia Hillbilly saying:

“You cannot get the water to clear up
Until you get the pigs out of the creek.”
*SOME OF YOU MAY APPRECIATE THIS AND SOME OF YOU MAY NOT.**I DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR SENDING THIS BECAUSE OF IT'S TRUTH.*
*If any other of our presidents had doubled the national debt,
Which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year,
Would you have approved?*

*If any other of our presidents had then proposed to double the debt again
Within 10 years,
Would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had criticized a state law
That he admitted he never even read,
Would you think that he is just an
Ignorant hot head? *

*If any other of our presidents joined the country of Mexico
And sued a state in the United States to force that state
To continue to allow illegal immigration, would you question his patriotism
And wonder who's side he was on? *

*If any other of our presidents had pronounced the Marine Corps
Like Marine Corpse, would you think him an idiot? *

*If any other of our presidents had put 87,000 workers out of work
By arbitrarily placing a moratorium on offshore oil drilling
On companies that have one of the best safety records of any industry
Because one foreign company had an accident,
Would you have agreed? *

*If any other of our presidents had used a forged document
As the basis of the moratorium that would render 87000 American workers unemployed would you support him? *

*If any other of our presidents had been the first President to need a Teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference,
Would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept
He is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men
Behind the scenes? *

*If any other of our presidents had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars
To take his First Lady to a play in NYC, would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had reduced your retirement plan holdings
Of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM,
Would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had made a joke
At the expense of the Special Olympics,
Would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive
And incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him
A thoughtful and historically significant gift,
Would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had given the Queen of England
An iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought it
A proud moment for America ? *

*If any other of our presidents had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia
Would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had visited Austria and made reference
To the nonexistent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off
As a minor slip? *

*If any other of our presidents had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers
With people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes,
Would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had stated that there were 57 states
In the United States, wouldn't you have had second thoughts
About his capabilities? *

*If any other of our presidents would have flown all the way to Denmark
to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him
walking out his front door in his home town,
would you not have thought he was a self-important,
conceited, egotistical jerk. *

*If any other of our presidents had been so Spanish illiterate
as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador
when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it
when he tried again, wouldn't you have winced in embarrassment? *

*If any other of our presidents had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel
to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded
he's a hypocrite?*

*If any other of our presidents' administrations had okayed
Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter
in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic,
would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened
on 9-11? *

*If any other of our presidents had failed to send relief aid
to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed
or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made
into a major ongoing political issue with claims of
racism and incompetence? *

*If any other of our presidents had created the position of 32 Czars
who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate
on much of what is happening in America,
would you have ever approved. *
*If any other of our presidents had ordered the firing of the CEO
of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority
to do so, would you have approved? *

*So, tell me again,
what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? *

*Can't think of anything?
Don't worry.
He's done all this in 24 months –
so you have that much time to come up with an answer.*
*Every statement and action in this email is factual
and directly attributable to Barrack Hussein Obama.
Every bumble is a matter of record and completely verifiable. *
AND NOW--
HE ACTUALLY WANTS US TO RE-ELECT HIM.
WAKE UP AMERICA  2012 IS UPON US.
*I WONDER HOW MANY OF YOU
WILL FORWARD THIS ?*
I AM BECAUSE I CAN NOT AFFORD TO TAKE A CHANCE
ON THIS GUY FOR ANOTHER FOUR YEARS . . .
*"All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."*