The Pope and The Oilfield Consultant

Pope John Paul dies of old age and finds himself at the gates of
Heaven at 0300. He knocks on the gate and a very sleepy-eyed
watchman opens the gate and asks, "Waddyah want?"
"I'm the recently deceased Pope and have done 68 years of godly
works and thought I should check in here."
The watchman checks his clipboard and says, "I ain't got no orders
for you here. Just bring your stuff in and we'll sort this out in
the morning." They go to an old WWII barracks, 3rd floor, open bay.
All the bottom racks are taken and all empty lockers have no doors.
The Pope stows his gear under a rack and climbs into an upper bunk.

The next morning he awakens to sounds of cheering and clapping. He
goes to the window and sees a flashy Jaguar convertible parading
down the clouds from the golden headquarters building. The cloud
walks are lined with saints and angels cheering and tossing
confetti. In the back seat sits a retired Oilfield Consultant, a cigar in
his mouth,
a can of Bud Lite beer in one hand, and his other arm around a
voluptuous blonde Angel with magnificent halos.

This sight disturbs the Pope and he runs downstairs to the the main gate
and
says to St. Peter, "Hey, what gives? You put me, the Pope with
68 years of godly deeds, in an open bay barracks, while this Oilfield
Consultant,
who must've committed every sin known and unknown to man is
staying in a mansion on the hill and getting a hero's welcome. How
can this be?"

The Master at Arms calmly looks up and says, "Hey, we get a Pope up
here every 20 or 30 years, but we've never had an Oilfield Consultant
before.

I BET I ONLY GET THREE BACK

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In
1952
President Truman
established one day a year as a
" National Day of Prayer ."
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In
1988
President Reagan
designated the
First Thursday in May of each year as
the National Day of Prayer.
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In June
2007
(then)
Presidential
Candidate Barack Obama
declared that the USA
"Was no longer a
Christian nation."
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This year
President Obama
canceled the
21st annual National Day
of Prayer ceremony
at the White
House under the ruse
of "not wanting to offend anyone"

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BUT... on September 25, 2009
from 4 AM until 7 PM,
a National Day of Prayer
FOR THE MUSLIM RELIGION
was Held on Capitol Hill,
Beside the White House.
There were over 50,000 Muslims
in D.C. that day.


HE PRAYS WITH THE MUSLIMS!

I guess it Doesn't matter
if "Christians"
Are offended by this event -
We obviously
Don 't count as
"anyone" Anymore.

The direction this country is headed
should strike fear in the heart of every Christian,
especially knowing that the
Muslim religion believes that if Christians cannot be
converted, they should be annihilated.

This is not a Rumor -
Go to the website
To confirm this info:
http://www.islamoncapitolhill.com

Send this to ten people
and the person who
sent it to you!...
to let him know that,
indeed, it was sent
out to many more.

Interesting perspective

Numbers I can understand.......

• U.S. Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
• Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000
• New debt: $1,650,000,000,000
• National debt: $14,271,000,000,000
• Recent budget cut: $ 38,500,000,000
Now let’s remove 8 zeros and pretend it’s a household budget.

• Annual family income: $21,700
• Money the family spent: $38,200
• New debt on the credit card: $16,500
• Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710
• Total budget cuts: $385